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15 Dec 2024
Week 328: Massive pile
7 Dec 2024
Week 327: Domain specific language
30 Nov 2024
Week 326: Dusty old woman
23 Nov 2024
Week 325: Exactitude
16 Nov 2024
Week 324: I am conscious of time
9 Nov 2024
Week 323: Smooth and Crunchy
2 Nov 2024
Week 322: Piano mover
26 Oct 2024
Week 321: Wuaghhhhhh
19 Oct 2024
Week 320: Sparkle inspectors
12 Oct 2024
Week 319: White ribbons
5 Oct 2024
Week 318: Skanky
28 Sep 2024
Week 317: I like to move it! move it!
21 Sep 2024
Week 316: Clippered head
14 Sep 2024
Week 315: I Am Not A Statistician
8 Sep 2024
Week 314: How this makes me sound
1 Sep 2024
Week 313: Duxford
24 Aug 2024
Week 312: Norfolk
17 Aug 2024
Week 311: Heavenly Skyomish
11 Aug 2024
Week 310: Pottering interspersed
5 Aug 2024
Week 309: Right bastard
28 Jul 2024
Week 308: Gingerly
21 Jul 2024
Week 307: Sungold
14 Jul 2024
Week 306: Murder cat
8 Jul 2024
Week 305: Experimental
30 Jun 2024
Week 304: Usnik
23 Jun 2024
Week 303: Albino tadpole
15 Jun 2024
Week 302: Talking to strangers
8 Jun 2024
Week 301: Group of lions
2 Jun 2024
Week 300: Still a mystery
26 May 2024
Week 299: Rite of Passage
18 May 2024
Week 298: Jollies
11 May 2024
Week 297: Auntie skip-rope
4 May 2024
Week 296: Offal
28 Apr 2024
Week 295: Blinged out orthodox cathederal
21 Apr 2024
Week 294: Helpless baby
14 Apr 2024
Week 293: Aga
6 Apr 2024
Week 292: Muscle Tom
30 Mar 2024
Week 291: Big spare woman
24 Mar 2024
Week 290: Difficult second birthday
16 Mar 2024
Week 289: Personal drama
10 Mar 2024
Week 288: Bobs and bits
2 Mar 2024
Week 287: Litter tray in the sky
24 Feb 2024
Week 286: Driving
17 Feb 2024
Week 285: Tedious fussing
10 Feb 2024
Week 284: Conjure a picture
4 Feb 2024
Week 283: Are the elephants
27 Jan 2024
Week 282: 'Orange flavour'
20 Jan 2024
Week 281: Welcome to hell
13 Jan 2024
Week 280: Abdication
6 Jan 2024
Week 279: Wobbly posters
2 Jan 2024
Yearnotes 2023
30 Dec 2023
Week 278: What Nancy
23 Dec 2023
Week 277: Loose Glitter
16 Dec 2023
Week 276: Tired
10 Dec 2023
Week 275: Shrinkflation
2 Dec 2023
Week 274: Sodden
25 Nov 2023
Week 273: Juggle
18 Nov 2023
Week 272: They said it couldn't be done
11 Nov 2023
Week 271: Laundrette
5 Nov 2023
Week 270: I will beaver for you
28 Oct 2023
Week 269: Flatworms
21 Oct 2023
Week 268: Fun with a riff on prim
14 Oct 2023
Week 267: jo-jo and the wonky weenie
7 Oct 2023
Week 266: Mary and Murray
30 Sep 2023
Week 265: curly top
23 Sep 2023
Week 264: I was in a bubble and it wasn't funny
16 Sep 2023
Week 263: Fly
9 Sep 2023
Week 262: Trying not to bore on
4 Sep 2023
Week 261: Jesus loves me stickers
26 Aug 2023
Week 260: Saltdean
19 Aug 2023
Week 259: Jumper for a rabbit
12 Aug 2023
Week 258: Boggle hole
5 Aug 2023
Week 257: Duttons
29 Jul 2023
Week 256: Seagull legs
22 Jul 2023
Week 255: Blossom end rot
15 Jul 2023
Week 254: Hardly any!
8 Jul 2023
Week 253: Some weird little freak
1 Jul 2023
Week 252: StaffPlus
25 Jun 2023
Week 251: DETAILS MATTER, PEOPLE
17 Jun 2023
Week 250: Let us preserve the distinction
11 Jun 2023
Week 249: Raspberry ice cream
3 Jun 2023
Week 248: Artventor
28 May 2023
Week 247: Inner leg
21 May 2023
Week 246: I was naked were you there?
13 May 2023
Week 245: annoyance incident
8 May 2023
Week 244: Wear spots
29 Apr 2023
Week 243: Homie Club
24 Apr 2023
Week 242: Chop-chop lollipop
15 Apr 2023
Week 241: Mung beans
8 Apr 2023
Week 240: Weird little co-inky-dink
2 Apr 2023
Week 239: Face toward the sunshine
25 Mar 2023
Week 238: Bunk-hole
18 Mar 2023
Week 237: It's a classic for a reason
11 Mar 2023
Week 236: Cats? Magpies? Foxes?
4 Mar 2023
Week 235: Urchin accent
25 Feb 2023
Week 234: A bit scabby
18 Feb 2023
Week 233: Chicken pox
11 Feb 2023
Week 232: Detritus
4 Feb 2023
Week 231: Momentarily confused
29 Jan 2023
Week 230: Musical theatre voice
22 Jan 2023
Week 229: Birthday party
14 Jan 2023
Week 228: Yoto icon
7 Jan 2023
Week 227: Man employed by energy company
7 Jan 2023
Yearnotes 2022
31 Dec 2022
Week 226: Conventional bedding
25 Dec 2022
Week 225: Wispy front parting
18 Dec 2022
Week 224: I can hear the moon
10 Dec 2022
Week 223: Nativity
3 Dec 2022
Week 222: Tree's up
27 Nov 2022
Week 221: A Complete Loser
20 Nov 2022
Week 220: Mandatory
13 Nov 2022
Week 219: squawk-cackle-laughing
5 Nov 2022
Week 218: November then
29 Oct 2022
Week 217: Starve Together
22 Oct 2022
Week 216: Too bloody right it's me
15 Oct 2022
Week 215: Where is the hot-hatch
9 Oct 2022
Week 214: Financially and spiritually
2 Oct 2022
Week 213: Astonishing
24 Sep 2022
Week 212: Little cutie queen
17 Sep 2022
Week 211: Grape vine
10 Sep 2022
Week 210: Chaotic lesson
5 Sep 2022
Week 209: September
27 Aug 2022
Week 208: Tall boys, taller boys
20 Aug 2022
Week 207: First fig
13 Aug 2022
Week 206: That was a joke
7 Aug 2022
Week 205: Pragmatic Book Club
30 Jul 2022
Week 204: Chaos brain
23 Jul 2022
Week 203: Pleasantly adversarial
17 Jul 2022
Week 202: 90s Blue Peter
9 Jul 2022
Week 201: Poor decisions
2 Jul 2022
Week 200: Morning mood is playing softly
25 Jun 2022
Week 199: Live and die in confluence
19 Jun 2022
Week 198: Frozen themed
12 Jun 2022
Week 197: Funky little beans
5 Jun 2022
Week 196: Love a theme
28 May 2022
Week 195: I AM A HOOT
21 May 2022
Week 194: Well adjusted
14 May 2022
Week 193
7 May 2022
Week 192: Start blogging
30 Apr 2022
Week 191: Laughing maniacally
23 Apr 2022
Week 190: Broad beans
16 Apr 2022
Week 189: Unwinding
9 Apr 2022
Week 188: Purple gloves
3 Apr 2022
Week 187: Rescheduled
27 Mar 2022
Week 186: Dicky tummy
19 Mar 2022
Week 185: Curly quotes
12 Mar 2022
Week 184: Pragmatic
6 Mar 2022
Week 183: Raspberry
26 Feb 2022
Week 182: Bouncy castle
19 Feb 2022
Week 181: Little Old Man
12 Feb 2022
Week 180: Easy seizy
5 Feb 2022
Week 179: I fixed his printer
31 Jan 2022
Week 178: Messy pacing
22 Jan 2022
Week 177: Wow
15 Jan 2022
Week 176: Discombobulated
8 Jan 2022
Week 175: Sobbing and then wondering
3 Jan 2022
Yearnotes 2021
1 Jan 2022
Week 174: That's it
25 Dec 2021
Week 173: Do the most
18 Dec 2021
Week 172: Postictal State
11 Dec 2021
Week 171: Why aren't they taking their shoes off?
8 Dec 2021
Week 170: Catch My Shadow
27 Nov 2021
Week 169: Very peaceful noodling around
21 Nov 2021
Week 168: Beautiful noggin
13 Nov 2021
Week 167: Parallelogram
6 Nov 2021
Week 166: Magnesium
30 Oct 2021
Week 165: barely perceptible in-joke
23 Oct 2021
Week 164: The refuse workers
16 Oct 2021
Week 163: Bad time
9 Oct 2021
Week 162: flucoxacillin
4 Oct 2021
Week 161: Campervan
25 Sep 2021
Week 160: Boots Meal Deals
18 Sep 2021
Week 159: Ah well, life
11 Sep 2021
Week 158: Whiteboard
4 Sep 2021
Week 157: Sweetly naff
28 Aug 2021
Week 156: About 320
21 Aug 2021
Week 155: Comfortable and relaxed
14 Aug 2021
Week 154: Yarf
7 Aug 2021
Week 153: Friends
31 Jul 2021
Week 152: Bit of crime
23 Jul 2021
Week 151: Early weeknote
17 Jul 2021
Week 150: Sludge
10 Jul 2021
Week 149: Babies, man
3 Jul 2021
Week 148: Thrip
26 Jun 2021
Week 147: Nobody tell Lachie
19 Jun 2021
Week 146: 📯 - Toot toot
12 Jun 2021
Week 145: Dark egg
5 Jun 2021
Week 144: 30 My Little Ponies
29 May 2021
Week 143: Accidental Partridge
23 May 2021
Week 142: Zero to hero
16 May 2021
Week 141: Brakes Coppice
8 May 2021
Week 140: Pfizer shot
2 May 2021
Week 139: Mealy Mouthed Pragmatist
24 Apr 2021
Week 138: Crazy golf
17 Apr 2021
Week 137: Absolutely rancid
10 Apr 2021
Week 136: Seeing how the sausage gets made
3 Apr 2021
Week 135: Glass and spiders
27 Mar 2021
Week 134: Several mistakes
20 Mar 2021
Week 133: Liminal space
13 Mar 2021
Week 132: Creatures
6 Mar 2021
Week 131: Samey
27 Feb 2021
Week 130: Mock tudor
20 Feb 2021
Week 129: ¯ (ツ)_/¯
13 Feb 2021
Week 128: Do the typing
6 Feb 2021
Week 127: Of or resembling a snake
30 Jan 2021
Week 126: Gritter
23 Jan 2021
Week 125: Dino facts
16 Jan 2021
Week 124: Bottoms
9 Jan 2021
Week 123: Things are getting very... bitey
2 Jan 2021
Week 122: Beaknotes 🐦
1 Jan 2021
Yearnotes 2020
26 Dec 2020
Week 121: Bisto
20 Dec 2020
Week 120: Gran and papa
12 Dec 2020
Week 119: Goofy tooth
5 Dec 2020
Week 118: Gay abandon
29 Nov 2020
Week 117: Water
21 Nov 2020
Week 116: Lefty
14 Nov 2020
Week 115: Ned Flanders opens the Leftorium
7 Nov 2020
Week 114: Sock fluff
31 Oct 2020
Week 113: Battle of will
24 Oct 2020
Week 112: Novel corona virus
17 Oct 2020
Week 111: piggy back
10 Oct 2020
Week 110: TV? Snap snap snap
3 Oct 2020
Week 109: Ideologically opposed
27 Sep 2020
Week 108: Latin!
19 Sep 2020
Week 107: Big energy
12 Sep 2020
Week 106: Two
5 Sep 2020
Week 105: Something for everybody
29 Aug 2020
Week 104: Defunct
23 Aug 2020
Week 103: Imagine the hijinks
15 Aug 2020
Week 102: Boob responsibly
8 Aug 2020
Week 101: Planet baby
1 Aug 2020
Week 100: They have very small noses and are not compliant
27 Jul 2020
Week 99: PRAY 4 THE HAIRCUT PPL
18 Jul 2020
Week 98: Trees
12 Jul 2020
Week 97: Very soft
4 Jul 2020
Week 96: Breakfast
27 Jun 2020
Week 95: Since we're on the topic of bodily fluids
20 Jun 2020
Week 94: Extremely relieved
13 Jun 2020
Week 93: Thinking about the muffin
6 Jun 2020
Week 92: The search for a way to legitimise my toxic leadership style continues
30 May 2020
Week 91: Chaise longue
23 May 2020
Week 90: Can You Fill Me In
16 May 2020
Week 89: It's not interesting
9 May 2020
Week 88: There is wee on every single available surface
2 May 2020
Week 87: Metropolitan friends
25 Apr 2020
Week 86: Welp
18 Apr 2020
Week 85: A residual fuzz on the tongue
11 Apr 2020
Week 84: Alice, sweet heart
4 Apr 2020
Week 83: Groundhog days
28 Mar 2020
Week 82: So tonks
21 Mar 2020
Week 81: Sorry in advance
14 Mar 2020
Week 80: Very shit endurance test
7 Mar 2020
Week 79: Slow spring
29 Feb 2020
Week 78: Tiny bald overlord
23 Feb 2020
Week 77: Looking very normal
16 Feb 2020
Week 76: I'll be the tiny matriarch
8 Feb 2020
Week 75: 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔤𝔶
1 Feb 2020
Week 74: Full of tiny delicate baby veins
25 Jan 2020
Week 73: G33k hot
19 Jan 2020
Week 72: The Arch Bishop of Canterbury naked
11 Jan 2020
Week 71: What happens when a tornado hits a volcano
4 Jan 2020
Week 70: Exactly how I feel about inaccurate reflexive pronouns
28 Dec 2019
Week 69: - nice
23 Dec 2019
Week 68: A sprinkling of things to improve
14 Dec 2019
Week 67: Just remarkable what bodies can do
7 Dec 2019
Week 66: HOW DARE YOU
4 Dec 2019
Week 65: 96th birthday
23 Nov 2019
Week 64: Welcome to Lenin's Communist School
16 Nov 2019
Week 63: Still haven't remembered the thing
10 Nov 2019
Week 62: From the internet
3 Nov 2019
Week 61: The Sugababes are reforming
26 Oct 2019
Week 60: Well done Squirrels
19 Oct 2019
Week 59: Very aesthetic bruises
12 Oct 2019
Week 58: Soft and cute
5 Oct 2019
Week 57: Slimy
28 Sep 2019
Week 56: Some people just want to watch the world bone
21 Sep 2019
Week 55: Working dad
14 Sep 2019
Week 54: big on 'castleing'
7 Sep 2019
Week 53: I forgot to add a title
31 Aug 2019
Week 52: A whole year of weaknotes
26 Aug 2019
Week 51: Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
19 Aug 2019
Week 50: Active toilet rolls
13 Aug 2019
Week 49: Camping
3 Aug 2019
Week 48: Cheese sandwiches
28 Jul 2019
Week 47: It's hot
20 Jul 2019
Week 46: Tepid nonsense
13 Jul 2019
Week 45: One day this will be an otter 🦦
6 Jul 2019
Week 44: White Frag
29 Jun 2019
Week 43: Noodle
23 Jun 2019
Week 42: Sweet pea
15 Jun 2019
Week 41: Biggleywinks
8 Jun 2019
Week 40: Strongly pro
1 Jun 2019
Week 39: Typing the right things fast
25 May 2019
Week 38: This week's least popular word is 'automating'
18 May 2019
Week 37: (not a typo)
11 May 2019
Week 36: t('_'t)
4 May 2019
Week 35: Enjoyable foible
27 Apr 2019
Week 34: Spritz your bum
21 Apr 2019
Week 33: Weird flex but ok
13 Apr 2019
Week 32: A lot of Ru Paul's Drag Race makes sense
6 Apr 2019
Week 31: More wokenotes than weaknotes
31 Mar 2019
Week 30: Stylish people
23 Mar 2019
Week 29: Bourgeois millennial nonsense
17 Mar 2019
Week 28: THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IN WRESTLING
9 Mar 2019
Week 27: I'm getting less funny
2 Mar 2019
Week 26: Not to brag
23 Feb 2019
Week 25: Smash that interactive rebase
16 Feb 2019
Week 24: I'm Pauly, from New Joysey
9 Feb 2019
Week 23: Edited a hunk
2 Feb 2019
Week 22: Antithesis of hunky
26 Jan 2019
Week 21: IS IT APT? IS IT FUNNY? IS IT NEW?
20 Jan 2019
Week 20: Phoning in
12 Jan 2019
Week 19: In practice RIP my quads
6 Jan 2019
Week 18: Stop torturing me with your bad manicures
1 Jan 2019
Yearnotes 2018
25 Dec 2018
Week 17: Minimum Viable Parenting
16 Dec 2018
Week 16: A real crook!!
9 Dec 2018
Week 15: Properly hydrated
25 Nov 2018
Week 14: Eels writhing across a canteen floor
25 Nov 2018
Week 13: Thank you internet stranger!
17 Nov 2018
Week 12: Phoney and insincere
10 Nov 2018
Week 11: What is the deal
4 Nov 2018
Week 10: Determined and independent
27 Oct 2018
Week 9: Subprime code crisis
20 Oct 2018
Week 8: Clapping along with the contestants on the telly
13 Oct 2018
Week 7: Tell Martin he needs to eat more fibre
6 Oct 2018
Week 6: Buckets full of dead mice
26 Sep 2018
Week 5: A bit dim
20 Sep 2018
Week 4: Hairy bond girl
15 Sep 2018
Week 3: I'm over 30
10 Sep 2018
Week 2: The day after that is Saturday
5 Sep 2018
Week 1
10 Jan 2018
Yearnotes 2017
1 Jan 2017
Yearnotes 2016
30 Dec 2015
Yearnotes 2015
6 Jan 2015
Yearnotes 2014