Weaknotes archive

Here is every weaknotes ever. This page also includes yearnotes, which you may think of as macro weaknotes.

• 8 Aug 2020
  Week 101: Planet baby
• 1 Aug 2020
  Week 100: They have very small noses and are not compliant
• 27 Jul 2020
  Week 99: PRAY 4 THE HAIRCUT PPL
• 18 Jul 2020
  Week 98: Trees
• 12 Jul 2020
  Week 97: Very soft
• 4 Jul 2020
  Week 96: Breakfast
• 27 Jun 2020
  Week 95: Since we're on the topic of bodily fluids
• 20 Jun 2020
  Week 94: Extremely relieved
• 13 Jun 2020
  Week 93: Thinking about the muffin
• 6 Jun 2020
  Week 92: The search for a way to legitimise my toxic leadership style continues
• 30 May 2020
  Week 91: Chaise longue
• 23 May 2020
  Week 90: Can You Fill Me In
• 16 May 2020
  Week 89: It's not interesting
• 9 May 2020
  Week 88: There is wee on every single available surface
• 2 May 2020
  Week 87: Metropolitan friends
• 25 Apr 2020
  Week 86: Welp
• 18 Apr 2020
  Week 85: A residual fuzz on the tongue
• 11 Apr 2020
  Week 84: Alice, sweet heart
• 4 Apr 2020
  Week 83: Groundhog days
• 28 Mar 2020
  Week 82: So tonks
• 21 Mar 2020
  Week 81: Sorry in advance
• 14 Mar 2020
  Week 80: Very shit endurance test
• 7 Mar 2020
  Week 79: Slow spring
• 29 Feb 2020
  Week 78: Tiny bald overlord
• 23 Feb 2020
  Week 77: Looking very normal
• 16 Feb 2020
  Week 76: I'll be the tiny matriarch
• 8 Feb 2020
  Week 75: 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔤𝔶
• 1 Feb 2020
  Week 74: Full of tiny delicate baby veins
• 25 Jan 2020
  Week 73: G33k hot
• 19 Jan 2020
  Week 72: The Arch Bishop of Canterbury naked
• 11 Jan 2020
  Week 71: What happens when a tornado hits a volcano
• 4 Jan 2020
  Week 70: Exactly how I feel about inaccurate reflexive pronouns
• 28 Dec 2019
  Week 69: - nice
• 23 Dec 2019
  Week 68: A sprinkling of things to improve
• 14 Dec 2019
  Week 67: Just remarkable what bodies can do
• 7 Dec 2019
  Week 66: HOW DARE YOU
• 4 Dec 2019
  Week 65: 96th birthday
• 23 Nov 2019
  Week 64: Welcome to Lenin's Communist School
• 16 Nov 2019
  Week 63: Still haven't remembered the thing
• 10 Nov 2019
  Week 62: From the internet
• 3 Nov 2019
  Week 61: The Sugababes are reforming
• 26 Oct 2019
  Week 60: Well done Squirrels
• 19 Oct 2019
  Week 59: Very aesthetic bruises
• 12 Oct 2019
  Week 58: Soft and cute
• 5 Oct 2019
  Week 57: Slimy
• 28 Sep 2019
  Week 56: Some people just want to watch the world bone
• 21 Sep 2019
  Week 55: Working dad
• 14 Sep 2019
  Week 54: big on 'castleing'
• 7 Sep 2019
  Week 53: I forgot to add a title
• 31 Aug 2019
  Week 52: A whole year of weaknotes
• 26 Aug 2019
  Week 51: Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
• 19 Aug 2019
  Week 50: Active toilet rolls
• 13 Aug 2019
  Week 49: Camping
• 3 Aug 2019
  Week 48: Cheese sandwiches
• 28 Jul 2019
  Week 47: It's hot
• 20 Jul 2019
  Week 46: Tepid nonsense
• 13 Jul 2019
  Week 45: One day this will be an otter 🦦
• 6 Jul 2019
  Week 44: White Frag
• 29 Jun 2019
  Week 43: Noodle
• 23 Jun 2019
  Week 42: Sweet pea
• 15 Jun 2019
  Week 41: Biggleywinks
• 8 Jun 2019
  Week 40: Strongly pro
• 1 Jun 2019
  Week 39: Typing the right things fast
• 25 May 2019
  Week 38: This week's least popular word is 'automating'
• 18 May 2019
  Week 37: (not a typo)
• 11 May 2019
  Week 36: t('_'t)
• 4 May 2019
  Week 35: Enjoyable foible
• 27 Apr 2019
  Week 34: Spritz your bum
• 21 Apr 2019
  Week 33: Weird flex but ok
• 13 Apr 2019
  Week 32: A lot of Ru Paul's Drag Race makes sense
• 6 Apr 2019
  Week 31: More wokenotes than weaknotes
• 31 Mar 2019
  Week 30: Stylish people
• 23 Mar 2019
  Week 29: Bourgeois millenial nonsense
• 17 Mar 2019
  Week 28: THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IN WRESTLING
• 9 Mar 2019
  Week 27: I'm getting less funny
• 2 Mar 2019
  Week 26: Not to brag
• 23 Feb 2019
  Week 25: Smash that interactive rebase
• 16 Feb 2019
  Week 24: I'm Pauly, from New Joysey
• 9 Feb 2019
  Week 23: Edited a hunk
• 2 Feb 2019
  Week 22: Antithesis of hunky
• 26 Jan 2019
  Week 21: IS IT APT? IS IT FUNNY? IS IT NEW?
• 20 Jan 2019
  Week 20: Phoning in
• 12 Jan 2019
  Week 19: In practice RIP my quads
• 6 Jan 2019
  Week 18: Stop torturing me with your bad manicures
• 1 Jan 2019
  Yearnotes 2018
• 25 Dec 2018
  Week 17: Minimum Viable Parenting
• 16 Dec 2018
  Week 16: A real crook!!
• 9 Dec 2018
  Week 15: Properly hydrated
• 25 Nov 2018
  Week 14: Eels writhing across a canteen floor
• 25 Nov 2018
  Week 13: Thank you internet stranger!
• 17 Nov 2018
  Week 12: Phoney and insincere
• 10 Nov 2018
  Week 11: What is the deal
• 4 Nov 2018
  Week 10: Determined and independent
• 27 Oct 2018
  Week 9: Subprime code crisis
• 20 Oct 2018
  Week 8: Clapping along with the contestants on the telly
• 13 Oct 2018
  Week 7: Tell Martin he needs to eat more fibre
• 6 Oct 2018
  Week 6: Buckets full of dead mice
• 26 Sep 2018
  Week 5: A bit dim
• 20 Sep 2018
  Week 4: Hairy bond girl
• 15 Sep 2018
  Week 3: I'm over 30
• 10 Sep 2018
  Week 2: The day after that is Saturday
• 5 Sep 2018
  Week 1
• 10 Jan 2018
  Yearnotes 2017
• 1 Jan 2017
  Yearnotes 2016
• 30 Dec 2015
  Yearnotes 2015
• 6 Jan 2015
  Yearnotes 2014