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16 May 2021
Week 141: Brakes Coppice
8 May 2021
Week 140: Pfizer shot
2 May 2021
Week 139: Mealy Mouthed Pragmatist
24 Apr 2021
Week 138: Crazy golf
17 Apr 2021
Week 137: Absolutely rancid
10 Apr 2021
Week 136: Seeing how the sausage gets made
3 Apr 2021
Week 135: Glass and spiders
27 Mar 2021
Week 134: Several mistakes
20 Mar 2021
Week 133: Liminal space
13 Mar 2021
Week 132: Creatures
6 Mar 2021
Week 131: Samey
27 Feb 2021
Week 130: Mock tudor
20 Feb 2021
Week 129: ¯ (ツ)_/¯
13 Feb 2021
Week 128: Do the typing
6 Feb 2021
Week 127: Of or resembling a snake
30 Jan 2021
Week 126: Gritter
23 Jan 2021
Week 125: Dino facts
16 Jan 2021
Week 124: Bottoms
9 Jan 2021
Week 123: Things are getting very... bitey
2 Jan 2021
Week 122: Beaknotes 🐦
1 Jan 2021
Yearnotes 2020
26 Dec 2020
Week 121: Bisto
20 Dec 2020
Week 120: Gran and papa
12 Dec 2020
Week 119: Goofy tooth
5 Dec 2020
Week 118: Gay abandon
29 Nov 2020
Week 117: Water
21 Nov 2020
Week 116: Lefty
14 Nov 2020
Week 115: Ned Flanders opens the Leftorium
7 Nov 2020
Week 114: Sock fluff
31 Oct 2020
Week 113: Battle of will
24 Oct 2020
Week 112: Novel corona virus
17 Oct 2020
Week 111: piggy back
10 Oct 2020
Week 110: TV? Snap snap snap
3 Oct 2020
Week 109: Ideologically opposed
27 Sep 2020
Week 108: Latin!
19 Sep 2020
Week 107: Big energy
12 Sep 2020
Week 106: Two
5 Sep 2020
Week 105: Something for everybody
29 Aug 2020
Week 104: Defunct
23 Aug 2020
Week 103: Imagine the hijinks
15 Aug 2020
Week 102: Boob responsibly
8 Aug 2020
Week 101: Planet baby
1 Aug 2020
Week 100: They have very small noses and are not compliant
27 Jul 2020
Week 99: PRAY 4 THE HAIRCUT PPL
18 Jul 2020
Week 98: Trees
12 Jul 2020
Week 97: Very soft
4 Jul 2020
Week 96: Breakfast
27 Jun 2020
Week 95: Since we're on the topic of bodily fluids
20 Jun 2020
Week 94: Extremely relieved
13 Jun 2020
Week 93: Thinking about the muffin
6 Jun 2020
Week 92: The search for a way to legitimise my toxic leadership style continues
30 May 2020
Week 91: Chaise longue
23 May 2020
Week 90: Can You Fill Me In
16 May 2020
Week 89: It's not interesting
9 May 2020
Week 88: There is wee on every single available surface
2 May 2020
Week 87: Metropolitan friends
25 Apr 2020
Week 86: Welp
18 Apr 2020
Week 85: A residual fuzz on the tongue
11 Apr 2020
Week 84: Alice, sweet heart
4 Apr 2020
Week 83: Groundhog days
28 Mar 2020
Week 82: So tonks
21 Mar 2020
Week 81: Sorry in advance
14 Mar 2020
Week 80: Very shit endurance test
7 Mar 2020
Week 79: Slow spring
29 Feb 2020
Week 78: Tiny bald overlord
23 Feb 2020
Week 77: Looking very normal
16 Feb 2020
Week 76: I'll be the tiny matriarch
8 Feb 2020
Week 75: 𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔤𝔶
1 Feb 2020
Week 74: Full of tiny delicate baby veins
25 Jan 2020
Week 73: G33k hot
19 Jan 2020
Week 72: The Arch Bishop of Canterbury naked
11 Jan 2020
Week 71: What happens when a tornado hits a volcano
4 Jan 2020
Week 70: Exactly how I feel about inaccurate reflexive pronouns
28 Dec 2019
Week 69: - nice
23 Dec 2019
Week 68: A sprinkling of things to improve
14 Dec 2019
Week 67: Just remarkable what bodies can do
7 Dec 2019
Week 66: HOW DARE YOU
4 Dec 2019
Week 65: 96th birthday
23 Nov 2019
Week 64: Welcome to Lenin's Communist School
16 Nov 2019
Week 63: Still haven't remembered the thing
10 Nov 2019
Week 62: From the internet
3 Nov 2019
Week 61: The Sugababes are reforming
26 Oct 2019
Week 60: Well done Squirrels
19 Oct 2019
Week 59: Very aesthetic bruises
12 Oct 2019
Week 58: Soft and cute
5 Oct 2019
Week 57: Slimy
28 Sep 2019
Week 56: Some people just want to watch the world bone
21 Sep 2019
Week 55: Working dad
14 Sep 2019
Week 54: big on 'castleing'
7 Sep 2019
Week 53: I forgot to add a title
31 Aug 2019
Week 52: A whole year of weaknotes
26 Aug 2019
Week 51: Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
19 Aug 2019
Week 50: Active toilet rolls
13 Aug 2019
Week 49: Camping
3 Aug 2019
Week 48: Cheese sandwiches
28 Jul 2019
Week 47: It's hot
20 Jul 2019
Week 46: Tepid nonsense
13 Jul 2019
Week 45: One day this will be an otter 🦦
6 Jul 2019
Week 44: White Frag
29 Jun 2019
Week 43: Noodle
23 Jun 2019
Week 42: Sweet pea
15 Jun 2019
Week 41: Biggleywinks
8 Jun 2019
Week 40: Strongly pro
1 Jun 2019
Week 39: Typing the right things fast
25 May 2019
Week 38: This week's least popular word is 'automating'
18 May 2019
Week 37: (not a typo)
11 May 2019
Week 36: t('_'t)
4 May 2019
Week 35: Enjoyable foible
27 Apr 2019
Week 34: Spritz your bum
21 Apr 2019
Week 33: Weird flex but ok
13 Apr 2019
Week 32: A lot of Ru Paul's Drag Race makes sense
6 Apr 2019
Week 31: More wokenotes than weaknotes
31 Mar 2019
Week 30: Stylish people
23 Mar 2019
Week 29: Bourgeois millenial nonsense
17 Mar 2019
Week 28: THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IN WRESTLING
9 Mar 2019
Week 27: I'm getting less funny
2 Mar 2019
Week 26: Not to brag
23 Feb 2019
Week 25: Smash that interactive rebase
16 Feb 2019
Week 24: I'm Pauly, from New Joysey
9 Feb 2019
Week 23: Edited a hunk
2 Feb 2019
Week 22: Antithesis of hunky
26 Jan 2019
Week 21: IS IT APT? IS IT FUNNY? IS IT NEW?
20 Jan 2019
Week 20: Phoning in
12 Jan 2019
Week 19: In practice RIP my quads
6 Jan 2019
Week 18: Stop torturing me with your bad manicures
1 Jan 2019
Yearnotes 2018
25 Dec 2018
Week 17: Minimum Viable Parenting
16 Dec 2018
Week 16: A real crook!!
9 Dec 2018
Week 15: Properly hydrated
25 Nov 2018
Week 14: Eels writhing across a canteen floor
25 Nov 2018
Week 13: Thank you internet stranger!
17 Nov 2018
Week 12: Phoney and insincere
10 Nov 2018
Week 11: What is the deal
4 Nov 2018
Week 10: Determined and independent
27 Oct 2018
Week 9: Subprime code crisis
20 Oct 2018
Week 8: Clapping along with the contestants on the telly
13 Oct 2018
Week 7: Tell Martin he needs to eat more fibre
6 Oct 2018
Week 6: Buckets full of dead mice
26 Sep 2018
Week 5: A bit dim
20 Sep 2018
Week 4: Hairy bond girl
15 Sep 2018
Week 3: I'm over 30
10 Sep 2018
Week 2: The day after that is Saturday
5 Sep 2018
Week 1
10 Jan 2018
Yearnotes 2017
1 Jan 2017
Yearnotes 2016
30 Dec 2015
Yearnotes 2015
6 Jan 2015
Yearnotes 2014