Week 353: Lxds
June 9, 2025
- Hello lxds. Lxds is gender neutral, and inclusive of people outside the gender binary. Try it yourself if you’re think you’re cool enough to pull it off.
- I went to the shep last week like the good old days. The food was ok but it was on hip rectangular plates which I did not really appreciate. And of course the staff were different. I wonder what happened to the woman who blew into Tom’s coffee to move the crema to see if there was milk in it. I’m laughing just now thinking about it. Tom’s face. Priceless mems.
- Last week I was walking along the train to get to the doors that lined up with the stairs at the station when I felt a sharp tiny pain in my foot. I shook my foot to try to get whatever was in my shoe to move but every time i stood on my foot the pain came back. It was so bad I took my shoe off to see if there was something in my sock. There was nothing. Feeling my foot, I also couldn’t feel anything in my sock but I could still feel the spiky pain. Like any normal person, I don’t really like getting my feet out on the train, but it seemed like the only option so I took my sock off.
- There, in my foot and also outside of my foot was a long brown hair. It had managed to get about 3cm into my foot at a very shallow angle, where it must have gotten deep enough for me to feel it.
- Who am I going to disgust with this story I thought after I had pulled the hair out and put my sock and shoe back on. And that is when I saw Brighton resident Anna Goss walking down the train towards me.