- So warm on Wednesday! 18 degrees! March is here!
- The mugs at Rightmove all say “I’m a proper-tea expert” which is quite a good pun.
- The frogs have spawned. I’m disappointed to have not caught the frog-fest on camera, as I did last year, but never mind, at least there has not been a repeat of 2023’s bucket of dead frogs situation. Though I note that happened a week later in the year. So, plenty of time for a froggy massacre.
- Whenever my kids say “can you put my socks on?” without fail I say “I don’t think they’ll fit me”. They absolutely hate it!!!!
- Did you know that the petite knit woman has 5 children. And the world’s most successful indie knitting pattern business.
- Had a bunch of rellys down to either spectate or participate in the Brighton Half Marathon this weekend. It meant I was able to get out in the garden and hack away at the many Firethorn bushes that dominate the garden and block out the light for the plants I’m trying to grow. I completely despise this plant. No common garden plant should be this spiky or grow this fast.
- Wee man told me a good joke the other day:
What did Jupiter say to Neptune? “Get any closer and I’ll kick you in the bum!!!”
- (I think the punchline is probably meant to be “Get any closer and I’ll kick Uranus!”?)