I did think, fleetingly, that Iâd actually be quite into it if England won the menâs world cup. Anyway, never mind. Weâre currently the same distance from âThree lions on a shirtâ as the Lightning Seeds were when they released that song. #60yearsofhurt.
Double birthday party weekender.
I am once again sliding off of the running habit. This is how it always goes - run for a year and then just stop for no clear reason. Iâd like to maintain the habit⊠itâs just so boring?
As I was tucking wee man into bed I realised⊠he was missing one of his front teeth. He had no recollection of losing it. Heâd been home from school for hours at this point and nobody had noticed him having or not having the tooth. He said at school he was holding a rope in his mouth and a kid yanked it out, and it hurt so maybe that was when the tooth came out? It wasnât even wobbly. Anyway. This is what being 6 is like. You lose a tooth and you donât even notice.
The kids came home with school reports. Both very complimentary. Chaz once again praised for his âinfectious smileâ.
When will it rain. The water butts are getting very low. Arghhh.
C has really got the hang of empathy appeals lately. The other day, when weâd run out of bagels so I couldnât give him one for breakfast he said âHow would you like it mum, if I ruined your birthday?â and I said âmate, itâs not ya birthdayâ and he said, emotionally, âITâS MY BIRTHDAY WEEK?!?!?!â.
Canât imagine where he gets this incredibly dramatic personality from.
I drank two bottles of (very nice) wine with Nina on Thursday. We definitely talked about you. All of you.
The saga of the power cable is over - one of my colleagues left and I nicked theirs. Itâs slightly soiled but the electrons flow through it just fine.
If it seemed like I zoned out in a conversation we were in recently I was probably just thinking about the pattern maths required to fit a sewing pattern to my torso. Iâve done it now so I am once again at peace.
We had a birthday party for wee-man this week. High point was Lachie telling all of Chazâs friends it was now time for them to try to throw wet sponges at him, which they did with great enthusiasm. What a ledge.
Lachie and E sometimes do Junior Park Run, but despite him being a far superior runner, it was with me that she got her Park Run PB. And for about 18 months, Lachie and E couldnât even get within a minute of it. I was extremely smug about this, and Lachie was so confused that he even raised the possibility that we had somehow cheated (!). Anyway, for fatherâs day I said to E - hey, why donât you try and beat your PB with dad today? And that was all the motivation she needed to clear it by a full minute. Losing my own PB coach status was all the motivation I needed to get back on the Junior Park Run circuit, so this morning, much to Lachieâs disbelief E and I went out and took another minute off of her record. And once again I am the PB coach đ
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Evening. The squashes have started to fruit, though they are also looking a bit mildewy.
Iâm not ready for the peas to be over, sending E out to pick a bunch for a snack is just so wholesome. But theyâre drying up a bit and getting too bitter, and the cucamelons from last year have regrown where the peas were so I need to make space.
Last week I took Chaz in to town and bought him a new pair of trainers. Heâs been sprinting about ever since. Canât help himself.
I also bought him a new toothbrush. Unfortunately the only one he liked was a Harry Potter one. Not because he likes Harry Potter but because he liked the colours. I have a longstanding Harry Potter ban in place, I find the authorâs views to be so reprehensible that I wonât have her franchise in the house. However, this was the only correct age toothbrush available so we bought it and then when I got it home I simply sanded off the logo and any identifying marks. Chaz hasnât even noticed. Nobody will ever know.
Iâve been reading Terry Pratchett to E. We started with Truckers, Diggers and Wings. Now weâre doing Carpet People. I love these books, every so often there is a really good clever bit and I say to E - âwasnât that bit so funny? I wish I could write like thatâ and she nods.
These are late because I couldnât be arsed. You get what you pay for dear reader.
C has started asking me questions about what I think about things. He often doesnât listen to the answer but he has at least picked up the conversational device of pretending to care so that he can then tell me his answer. He asked me what the best day of my life was the other day and then told me that the best day of his life was when his granny and granddad took him to the beach and made him french toast on a camping stove. Fair play to Granny and Granddad.
I said it was probs when I got to meet him and his sister for the first time and he said I had to pick one day, not two. And I said âhow would you feel if I told you the best day of my life was the day I met your sister, not you?â and he quickly agreed it was OK to have two best days.
Somewhat inconvenienced by the schools closing due to the heat, but Lachie did all of the childcare so I cannot complain.
On Thursday, day two of the red heat warning, it was the work summer party. The venue was incredible, a beautiful castle grounds in Northamptonshire. There were food trucks, a band, massive misting machines, a quest, lots of canopies to keep people in the shade and a 14 flavour slushie truck. Tragically, it did take me five hours to get there and five hours to get home, partly because of the 36 degree heat, and then there was the hour sat on a static train because of a trespasser on the line.
Not that surprising but there are more people with full body (arms, legs and neck) tattoos in my new job than there were at the last place.
On Friday I took the kids to the fully at capacity Saltdean Lido. It was actually⊠Iâm sorry to say this⊠a little too cold beside the pool. Breezy and a bit overcast.
I am determined to have more garden lettuce, I had to rescue my seedlings and bring them indoors, into my office, so they wouldnât expire due to the heat.
I made a summer pudding last weekend. It looks like brains - way uglier than I remember my mumâs looking - but it tasted great.
In case you havenât gotten the news already from tom - itâs warm. I like it but he doesnât and annually I say âlovely weatherâ on my blog and he describes the tyranny of the oppressive heat on his. This is called free speech.
The queue for the Soho mayonnaise (soho-mayo?) pop-up was round the block. I sent a video to Lachie because he hates mayo. Heâd probably dislike it a normal amount were it not so prevalent in cheap sandwiches.
Speaking of cheap sandwiches, I tried to grab lunch with a colleague, who was going to Tesco for a meal deal, but when I got there I thought, actually, I canât ruin my lunch with this. I will take the rinsing for being posh and enjoy a nice sammo from over the road.
The kids are eating the peas, fresh from the pod, every day. They love the peas. I love them loving the peas.
No tomatoes yet, canât wait.
Iâm going to Saltdean Lido this week. Iâve booked tickets. You canât stop me.
Please donât âuse AI to polishâ your blog posts. It makes them sound like every other blog post on the internet and therefore makes them very boring to read. I like your idiosyncratic little voice ok? Your silly little grammars. Youâre the only you there is.
I think with AI youâve got to be building the software equivalent of escalators if youâre going to do it for prod. That way if the AI goes away you still have stairs, unless youâve gotten too out of shape to walk up them.
On Saturday we went to see Shelf do âKids Show 2â at a small parish hall in a hamlet outside Lewes. It was a weird place for them to be honestly - the last time we saw them was at the Brighton Dome so this not even sold out show in the middle of nowhere was a surprise. Per the last time though, they were amazing. So kinetic, so funny. Chaz was rapt, fully in the show with every fiber of his being. At the end we went to see them and he told them he still had the sketch heâd won from them last time he saw them.
After the show we had lunch in a pub and then walked to Ditching Beacon. There was minimal complaining from the children, particularly once Iâd convinced an overheating 5 year old to take his t-shirt off.
Along the way we saw runners attempting the 100 mile run for the whole of the downs. It was pretty remarkable how comfortable most of them looked, having already run 60 miles in a race that started at 5:30am. Looking at the results, I can see that the winner cleared the menâs record by about 15 minutes, and the first woman finisher smashed the womenâs record by 2 hours!
LeadDev week. As is tradition, I left feeling so incredibly tired. You could pour me into a bucket and tip me into the bog. Just flush me, let me travel through the sewage system and hang out with the fat bergs.
I gave a workshop on Engineering Strategy again. Gave myself a little thrill by discovering that my timers were all out by one minute in the 10 minutes before I was due to go on stage. There were about 100 people in the workshop which is a good turn-out but also gives me a sort of vertigo.
Iâve put all my envelope privacy patterns over here at https://alicebartlett.co.uk/envelopes. In some ways it is tempting to try to categorise them but when I look at other peopleâs attempts at these I feel very unmoved, so other than noting the origin of the post mark Iâll leave it at that.
My dad has given me an envelope from a letter he got in 1990 from the USSR to add to my collection. He refuses to let me call it âfan mailâ but it is, factually, a letter, from a person expressing admiration for his work. So youâll just have to decide if that counts as fan mail.
Cool thing I learnt from the Netfix Kylie doc is that Nick Cave convinced her to stop messing about and get back to pop music. Very cool Nick.
Made a sculpture of E as a baby. Weâve got this photo of her 1 month old looking at us with such contempt. I havenât quite captured it in clay but I will probably keep trying.
On Tuesday, kid free, we took a walk on the South Downs. We walked from Devilâs Dyke to a youth hostel 4k away and had some dinner. I love youth hostels. So wholesome and they remind me of being a kid.
I took some basic bitch sunset photos.
Still dunno what a Fulking Enscarpment in, and I donât want to know,
Identified a goldcrest in the garden with the help of the Merlin Bird App. Then as I was sat by the pond convening with the frogs and the newts it flew down, perched on an unfurled lily and washed its face in the water.
I also noticed we have some nesting blackbirds in the⊠wall plant⊠I should really learn the name of it. Anyway, very cool but you can look right into the nest if you grab a chair.
On Wednesday, as I was walking out of convent garden feeling so overwhelmed by all the commotion that I had to put on my noise cancelling headphones, a woman stopped me to tell me she liked my outfit (green jumper and green polo from MHL) and jeans I sewed myself. Because of the overwhelm I just put my hands on my head and said thank you several times in a row.
I was on my way to compĂšre Interesting again. It was a really good line up this year and Russell does an incredible job of warming up the audience to be ready to take an interest in wherever the speaker takes them.
For the weekend the Posso family cane to stay. On Saturday we went to the beach and had a picnic. Please enjoy my novel way to stop people being confused about what is in the sandwiches. That is edible pen. I had a swim in the rather frigid sea. Then we got everyone back for a BBQ. On Sunday we went to the park and then to two of the gardens that are open for the Artistâs Open Houses - Catâs Creep, which has an amazing bird house and a pond full of newts, and the Avant Garden, where we sat and made some sculptures with silk clay.
This week, we progressed the slow running drama of my youngestâs toof.
Avid readers of alicebartlett.co.uk/blog will recall when he got his first tooth (very early), and then the rest came in, and then when they started to fall out in a weird order about a year ago. Well, 6 months of waiting for the thing that pushed out that top tooth to emerge, it turned out it was a âsupernumerary toothâ - ie one that isnât supposed to be there, or anywhere in his mouth.
This week he went down to the specialist NHS childrenâs dentist (where all the dentists have those jazzy hats on) to have it removed.
The way they do this, is you get a nose mask that pushes NO2 into your nose, and you have to breathe only through your nose, with your mouth wide open so the dentist can get to work. For a laugh, why donât you try opening your mouth as wide as possible and then breathing only through your nose. Not easy! Not easy for a five year old!
My guy has been practicing this a lot over the last few weeks. I kept catching him trying it. He mostly kept telling me he couldnât do it and would never be able to do it (although I could see he could sometimes do it).
Once youâve got some sweet sweet NO2 fuzzing your reality, they put some numbing cream on a spot in your mouth and then inject you with a local anaesthetic. Then they basically go at you with a pair of pliers.
When I asked the dentist⊠do kids actually let you do this? She said it worked about 70% of the time, and the other 30% they had to reconvene at a later date to do the removal under general. But the wait time for that is 5 months longer. âIâll take those odds!â I thought.
So on Monday, equipped with the promise of a Shy Guy plushie and a day off school if he went through with it, my guy went down to the dentist with his dad. Both of them were very brave, I think Lachie was more anxious than Chaz. Chaz, apparently, just seemed very calm and focussed on the task at hand and determined to get this done. Not a single flap from him.
The tooth they pulled out was mega. Strangle little stump then a huge long pointy root. The tooth fairy has it now, in her kingdom of teeth.
The presence of this super numerary tooth has, according to the x-ray, messed up his adult teeth a bit so this is probably not the end of the special dentist trips.
