• The little fella got discharged from nursery on Monday with a fever. I excused myself from most of my meetings and tried unsuccessfully to keep him calm and under 36.7 degrees celsius.
  • I am, at any one time, only a micrometer from my carefully arranged house of responsibilities collapsing. Thatā€™s just modern parenting. I picked up Chaz in my pyjama bottoms, which I had decided to wear to my home office work on Monday ā€œas a little treatā€.
  • By Wednesday he was still feverish and either sleepy or staring into space or deliriously telling me he ā€œjust really likes dadā€ so we took him to an urgent care GP who gave us some antibiotics.
  • On Wednesday, after getting 3 hours sleep the night before and struggling to juggle childcare with all the work items in the urgentāˆ§important quadrant, I became overwhelmed and then ugly cried in a meeting with my peer group. I got a lot of sympathetic emojis via direct message which was nice.
  • Eā€™s best friend has a fringe so E asked me to cut her one, which I did. She looks very cute but I am wrecked by how nervous she is about her new haircut. She is hoping nobody will notice at school. Children are such **s, I know they will just say the first thing that comes into their heads and I canā€™t bear it. rip me.
  • I got a text from one of Eā€™s friendā€™s mums saying ā€œXXX is very excited about coming to the fringe party, where E wets and combs all of their hair and cuts them a fringeā€. FRINGE CLUB! FRINGE CLUB!
  • HMRC overtaxed me by Ā£3.5k!

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